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Aug. 20th, 2007 @ 12:14 am [bewitched, bothered, and bewildered]
Current Mood: confusedconfused
I...have no idea what to do about this whole date thing. I don't get it. I mean, I make dinner for Ino all the time, so I don't get why this is...different. It is, isn't it? Also, guys---what does dressing for success mean? What do you wear on a date? What does it mean, going out? Do I actually have to go out? Are there rules to this? Is there a manual?

Help.

Ino. I'm sorry if I'm doing it wrong, but I'm just going to make dinner like I always do, and maybe get ice cream. Okay? I hope that's what you wanted.
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shock! // theninjakitty
Jul. 21st, 2007 @ 07:39 am [today will be better, i swear]
Current Location: Suna. Unfortunately
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
I don't like Suna. It's too hot. My hair feels like straw, my face is sunburned, and I swear all of the weight I'm trying to put on gets squeezed out with sweat. Everyone is...

I just want to go home. Naruto, if I made some of the super-secret-Akimichi-style chicken noodle soup with dumplings, would you heal faster? Please?
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Jul. 5th, 2007 @ 04:31 am [everything is alright]
Current Location: Suna
Current Mood: calmnot-so-worried
Everything is okay. Everyone is okay.

Neji-san is in the hospital, still. Would it be okay to send him a card? Or some cookies? Do Hyuuga eat cookies? HELP ME OUT HERE GUYS.
Hinata-chan seems to be all healed up; same with Ino.
Naru---uh---Hokage-sama is...well. He's doing better, I think, and that's something.
Kiba is fine, and so am I. We're planning on going out and eating as much as HUMANLY possible because I need it and food makes everything better. Really.

And that Kankurou guy seems healed up, too. andnoidon'tknowanythingabouthisbrokennosesopleasedon'task.

I hope someone's been taking care of my cat D:
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bringin' sexyback // theninjakitty
Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 07:56 pm [disconnect]
Current Mood: calmcalm
Back from my mission! It was a short one---bodyguard mission---but there was a little bit of friction...

Um. Just to uh, warn you, Ino, I had to initiate some major chakra burn and I ended up slimming down a bit because of it. It isn't a huge deal, but I know you worry when I have to use any of the pills. I only lost sixty-two pounds a little bit of weight. Nothing to worry over! I'll gain it back, of course, so I've got some padding to burn on missions.

Oh man, you wouldn't believe the look on my kids' faces when they saw me! There was an outcry of CHOUJI-SENSEI, WHAT HAAAAPEEEENNEEEEEDD?! Poor Fujiko tried to bake me cookies, and you know I HAD to eat them at that point, but oh god I've eaten dirt that tasted better. She tried, though, and that's all that matters to me.

I don't know what the rest of you guys are complaining about. I love my students.
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determined // theninjakitty
Feb. 18th, 2007 @ 08:58 pm [sing]
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
WHEW. So---so I've got kids, now. I'm going to be meeting my genin later for our first 'bonding session' later this week. I went to each of their homes yesterday to talk with their parents and introduce myself. I thought it'd be a good idea, 'cause I'll definitely be a big part of these kids' lives until they reach Chuunin.

I, uh. I guess the Yamamotos haven't had much contact with the Akimichi clan before. I almost broke their chair...it was definitely not Akimichi-stable... Momma Yamamoto said I was "more distinguished" than she'd expected. I'm pretty much guessing that she didn't think I would be as large as I am, and I guess I can't blame my size for scaring her. She is sending her baby girl to a pretty scary profession, and...I can empathize with that. I hope I was friendly enough to not terrify her witless.

The meetings with the Ganko and Tengoku families went fine by comparison. My nerves were kinda shot after sitting through dinner and having Fujiko-kun's mother dissect me and my intentions with her eyes, so I figure anything would be better than repeating that meal. Enya and Ryuusuke's parents weren't nearly as critical; I think they knew of me, or at least of my family, and they trust Naruto's decisions.

I'll be a good teacher for them, I think. I'll do my best by them.

Their first exercise in teamwork will be to make breakfast together. It makes my heart sore to let three twelve-year-olds loose in my kitchen with virtually no supervision, but I'll learn a lot about their natural dynamics from the exercise. I just hope they don't ruin my pots.
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honestly okay // theninjakitty
Jan. 9th, 2007 @ 03:25 pm [perhaps, perhaps, perhaps]
Things have been going smoothly enough, I guess.

I hate summer, though. Passionately. It’s a season diametrically opposed to a man...of my...build: not only are skimpy fashions in, but the heat is like my worst enemy. I’ve got spare insulation, right, so I got hot easier than anyone else. The rest of you can go outside shirtless and frolic happily in the sun, but as for me…I think I’m gonna huddle indoors as much as possible, getting friendly with the AC and my famous lemonade cooler cookies.
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honestly okay // theninjakitty
Nov. 30th, 2006 @ 12:41 pm [mad world]
Current Mood: confusedconfused
INO. I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR FATHER. I JUST CAN'T. I'M TRYING, AND I'M FAILING. PLEASE TELL HIM YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED. PLEASE.

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bringin' sexyback // theninjakitty
Oct. 25th, 2006 @ 12:43 pm [summer skin]
Current Mood: coldcold
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I'm home.

There's not a lot that can prepare you for this kind of thing. So much is broken. Ino caught me on my way in, and I've already reported to Na---Uh. Hokage-sama. That is WEIRD to say, but since he pushed me into an emergency promotion of tokebetsu jounin, I guess I can't really say anything against the title.



Shikamaru, when can I see you?
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shock! // theninjakitty
Oct. 23rd, 2006 @ 12:14 pm [ocean breathes salty]
Current Mood: crushedcrushed
TO MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS:

I just got the news. I'm coming back as fast as I can, I promise. I'll be back in the Fire Nation by tomorrow night.

---Chouji



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crying a river // theninjakitty